anyway there is a street with only one lane that i have to drive on to go back to my apartment when i leave school, usually it is not bad because there is not a lot of traffic on it! but today there was some hatch back car that was stopped and trying to pull into a parallel parking place that was too small, it was sticking out in the road and i could not go around it!! i honked my horn to tell it that the parking space was not even big enough for a hatch back but it did not work, they still tried to park the car!!

i drove down the street and parked in some apartment building parking lot and then walked back to where the car was parking. i am not very good with road rage but i wanted to at least get the license plate number for drunk driving use!! the best thing for bad drivers is not to try to hit them or shoot them but instead to use the license plate number and car type to let the police know they have maybe been drinking too much!! and also driving on sidewalk etc.

the hatch back person finally got into the parking space (it is maybe due to pulling in and out 293843279 times!!) so i was going to get their license plate number because they were gone. i went to the back of the car and they had lots of bumper stickers on the back!!! it was an explanation of the driving skills i think because having lots of bumper stickers means you are an asshole!

anyway i stopped to read them for a couple of minutes, it maybe meant i was too close to the car. it was a jesus bumper sticker delight!!! WARNING THIS CAR WILL BE UN MANNED IN CASE OF RAPTURE, IF YOU THINK YOU ARE SO GREAT TRY WALKING ON WATER, it even had the colon numbers for the bible!! (with the symbol : to show the different book parts)

well there were bumper stickers that said GOD IS AWESOME! and ABORTION STOPS A BEATING HEART, i did not think they were so great because they had 1980s graphic design skills!! i got the small blade on my keychain knife and was going to cut them off, instead i just cut them in half and peeled half of them off!!

then i put them back on the car in different places!!! the parts of the bumper stickers were switched so the jesus car now said ABORTION IS AWESOME and GOD STOPS A BEATING HEART!!! it is a good new message for jesus people that maybe they should not put so many bumper stickers on their cars or it will lead to a religion disaster.

if you are an asshole and you want to tell people about the things you like by putting them on your car here are good ideas!!!: FREE TIBET, THREE RAPPING JEWS FROM NEW YORK CAN NOT BE WRONG

okokok well anyway i forgot the license number and calling the police and everything because i was going to change some more bumper stickers and the man driving the car started yelling at me so i had to leave and get back in my car, i figured if he saw my license plate that he would find my car some time and put jesus stickers on it, maybe they would ruin my driving ability!!! it would be a disaster because i do not have god as a co pilot