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| Warzone Chat: FFA on Winter Conquest | | | Author: | | | IP: | MAX04-2-XXXX | | Date: | 06/16/01 10:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Drintr: 7.7917 |  | |
Author’s Note: Before I begin, here is a quick note: Each character’s (minus the narrator’s) minimap color will be his text color in this report. Ling-erie is the yellow Zerg. Drintr is the blue Terran. Halby is the orange Protoss. Stim007 is the brown Zerg. To check starting positions just use their text color to find color match on the minimap. Enjoy!
Host: Hello, and welcome to our fabulous new talk show, “Warzone Chat”. Today we will be talking with some fabulous veterans from the war that took place in the scary winter wastelands of Winter Conquest. Lets meet our veterans.
Host: Who are you?
Zergling: I am a zergling who fought in the Winter War. I belonged to General Ling-erie.
Host: Fabulous!!! And who are you???
Hydralisk: Oh me?? I am a hydralisk who fought in the Winter War along side General Stim007.
Host: How interesting. And who might you be my noble friend?
Zelindor: I am a zealot, a servant of General Halby. For Aiur!!!!!
Host: Right… And who are you?
Bruno: They call me Bruno. I am a marine in the 34th infantry squadron. I have been sworn to follow the orders of General Drintr. I shoot and kill things.
Host: Okay… Fabulous! So tell me, what happened when you started your service in the Winter War?
Zergling: Well, I was a young zergling. Before I hatched from my eggshell on the battlefield I’m not sure what went on. Although, the overlord in charge did inform me that I was created to help fight for Ling-erie. Not much had been built when I first hatched from my shell. Ling-erie had expanded to his natural when he made me and…
Zelindor: Enough talk you beast! Lets talk about my experiences instead, I am sure they will be much more interesting than a stupid bug’s life. I began my service when Halby teleported me in through his gateway. I was ordered to guard on his ramp while he teched to dark templars. Nothing too strange happened, the only thing I didn’t like was how General Halby had shared vision with all of our enemies. Since this was a free for all (being nobody had any allies) I felt this was a bad move. But in the grand scheme of things I’m sure General Halby had his reasons. I don’t question my superiors.
Hydralisk: That is very interesting. But not nearly as interesting as my story. General Stim007 had just expanded to his natural when I was hatched. He made a hydra den and I was one of the first hydralisks to be made.
Host: Fabulous. Bruno, how come you haven’t been saying anything?
Bruno: Sorry. It’s just that I don’t like being on the same talk show as that zealot “Zelindor.” Man, I hate zealots! They are so “noble” and “true”. They need to grab a beer and get laid. I would pay a lot of money to see one of those boys drunk, ya hear me?
Host: That’s fabulous. But how did you come to be fighting in the Winter War?
Bruno: Well, General Drintr had constructed a barracks at the choke of his base. I was the second marine to be constructed. The only unusual things that happened was when General Halby, who had allied vision with us, sent a probe into my base to make a pylon. Hah!!! We blasted that probe and pylon into smithereens.
Zelindor: That probe was my best friend. How dare you speak so discourteous of it! Anyway, that was not the only place we sent probes. We also sent them to General Ling-erie’s and Stim007’s base-- for scouting purposes of course.
Bruno: Whatever. Then General Drintr had us expand to his natural where we constructed some bunkers, a command center, and a factory.
Host: So Drintr had started to mine gas?
Bruno: Weren’t you listening? Of course he did!
Host: So tell me zergling. What were you doing during all this?
Zergling: Well, General Ling-erie hatched some more zerglings and made a hydra den. He then expanded to the middle-bottom base.
Host: That’s fabulous!!!
Bruno: Hey!! I wasn’t done talking about what was happening to me. General Drintr decided it was about time to kick General Halby’s ass. He ordered an attack force of fire bats, medics, and marines to attack General Halby’s base. The attack went well at first, but then things went bad when a dark templar showed up and killed our marines. Luckily, General Halby still had allied vision with everyone and we could see the dark templar attacking us. I retreated to base camp before getting killed. I was the only survivor.
Zelindor: Grr. I wish we had cut you up you disrespectful runt. I was defending the ramp at the time, and I saw some scared marine stumble away from the battle. He looked drunk too.
Bruno: Scared!?! Maybe I should take my rifle and stick it up your zealot [CENSORED] and then [CENSORED]. How’s that?
Host: Okay, lets settle down. This isn’t fabulous. Lets take a minimap break.
Hydralisk: Hey!!! Let me just tell you about General Stim007 and my attacking adventures. Well, since General Halby was sending probes with allied vision everywhere, we saw that General Ling-erie had expanded to the bottom middle base. We sent some hydras and attacked the base. Unfortunately it was a failure for us. I was, luckily, able to escape with my life.
Host: I see, lets now take our minimap break. Update the minimap Ron. Fabulous!
Host: Now that we are back, let’s see what’s new. Zergling, what happened after General Stim007 attacked you?
Zergling: After defeating General Stim007’s attack force at our bottom-middle base, General Ling-erie had us morph in a hive and a spire. Then General Drintr attacked us with marines, medics, and firebats. We were able to fight off his army but took heavy losses ourselves.
Bruno: Only because you kept on pumping in reinforcements. We were kicking your zergling butts until that damn hydralisk group showed up…
Host: That’s fabulous, but lets see what’s happening with Zelindor.
Zelindor: Not much really happened. General Halby expanded on to his natural and was mining away. Some dragoons, zealots, and more dark templars were made. Oh yeah, and then we expanded to the upper left base. That’s about it.
Host: That’s, umm fabulous. How about you zergling. Anything exciting happen to you?
Zergling: General Ling-erie had us expand to the natural of our bottom-middle base. Then General Stim007 sent a second attack of hydralisks and lurkers to destroy our bottom-middle base. The attack was a success and destroyed everything.
Host: Really? How do you feel about this Hydralisk?
Hydralisk: We massacred that base. The only sad thing was when General Stim007 ordered us to head back home. I personally wanted to stay and kill some more of the enemy at the position we just took.
Host: Now I heard around this part of the war a large amount of fighting took place on the upper island expansion. Hydralisk, can you tell us more about this?
Hydralisk: Hmmm. Since we were running low on minerals, General Stim007 thought it best for us to expand to the top island expansion. The annoying thing was after we expanded Drintr and some more of his stupid marines came and sieged the choke to our base. Since we were low on minerals it was…
Bruno: Stupid marines! I will have you know that us stupid marines all have I.Q.s of 50! How’s that for stupid?
Hydralisk: Whatever… the marines fortified themselves into bunkers. Luckily, we were able to drop some hydralisks and lurkers onto his fortification and destroy it. Blood all over the place! But the worst part was clearing all of the spider mines after the battle. We must of lost 10 of our men from those mines.
Zergling: No, I’d say the worst part for you was when our great General, Ling-erie, ordered our forces to invade your island expansion. That was quite a massacre for you!
Host: Wow! Looks like a ton of stuff was going on. Zelindor, what did you do during all this?
Zelindor: General Halby had us expand to the natural of our new base. Other than that, I just guarded things.
Host: Fabulous! Lets take another minimap break.
Host: Now that were back lets see what happened next. Hydralisk, why don’t you tell us some of the story.
Hydralisk: General Ling-erie had been pissing us off, so our General, Stim007, ordered us to attack their main base. You should have seen it. We massacred every unit and building there was. Finally General Ling-erie was able to get a flock of mutalisks to stop our zergling and hydralisk attack force, but not before considerable damage was done.
Zergling: You just got lucky on that attack.
Hydralisk: We must have been really lucky because after the attack we were able to beat your armies again on the top island expansion.
Zergling: Only because General Halby’s corsairs destroyed our overlords over the island. Plus you were able to see just where to attack because General Halby had allied vision on with everyone. When he was attacking us with corsairs you could see our entire expansion.
Hydralisk: Face it punk. Our hydralisk and zergling attack force owned your ass. We were gosu . ^^
Zelindor: Silence. In the end the island was taken by the forces of Aiur under General Halby anyway. With our templars we were able to storm the island and kill your zerg forces.
Host: That’s fabulous, but Bruno… what were you and General Drintr doing during all this?
Bruno: General Drintr decided we should make a fleet of wraths with our remaining mineral supply. Since we had no extra expansions except for our natural, we needed to conserve our money. I just guarded and watched as the wrath fighters were being made.
Zelindor: Hah, lazy marine, not getting anything done I see. Protoss men are always doing something. At that time General Halby decided that we should fortify our island expansion with cannons and…
Bruno: That’s it! Cummon over here and say that to my face. I’ll knock you back to Aiur.
Zergling: Enough talk. It is a pity you have brains to independently think with, they are so misused. One mind, one over mind is way to go. Why think for yourself when someone can do the thinking for you?
Host: Well maybe because…
Zergling: Hey!! I’m not done talking. I still have to tell you about the battle I fought in where General Stim007 sent hydralisks and zerglings to attack our lower middle island expansion. My fellow zerglings and I massacred those attacking freaks. You should of seen it!
Bruno: That’s great, but your attack was nothing compared to the tank and wrath attack we conducted on General Halby’s main base. We destroyed the entire thing with zero casualties.
Zelindor: The only reasons we let you destroy that base was because we didn’t need it anymore.
Bruno: The only reason you let us destroy the base was because you knew your weak army couldn’t do a thing to stop us.
Zelindor: See this blade on my hand? In a minute your going to see it in your head.
Host: Ummm Lets take a mini-map break.
Host: Welcome back. Now that everyone is calmed down again let’s see what has been happening. So zergling, what did you do when all this was going on?
Zergling: General Ling-erie had us construct some guardians and mutalisks. We then attacked the top island expansion. The attack was successful until General Drintr took his wrath squadron and killed our guardians and mutalisks. It really sucked since we had already destroyed most of his cannons. Being that we were running out of minerals we decided to do an all or nothing zergling, guardian, and devourer attack on General Halby. The attack destroyed General Halby’s natural at his west base, but other than that failed. Seeing that we were out of resources, the overmind ordered us to resign.
Host Hydralisk, I haven’t been hearing too much from you. What did you do during all this?
Hydralisk: I had also run out of minerals. General Stim007 ordered us to stay and watch while overlords came to evac us out. A few seconds after General Ling-erie resigned, we resigned and evaced as well.
Host Well, that’s ummm fabulous. So I suppose we are narrowed down to General Drintr and General Halby’s forces.
Bruno: Our wraths, once securing the island expansion, called in for a command center to land. We then got a dropship of scvs to come over to mine the remaining minerals. Intelligence reported that General Halby was, more than likely, out of minerals himself. When the minerals from our new expansion drained out, we made some more wraths. Soon we mined out all of the minerals, and being that General Halby and I had run out of our mineral supplies the only thing we could do was to prepare our remaining armies for one last battle.
Zelindor: Which General Halby would have won if you hadn’t outnumbered us. If I remember we were able to destroy all of your wraths and tanks despite the fact we were outnumbered vastly. If our last templar hadn’t bumped into that spider mine of yours, we would have been victorious.
Bruno: But you weren’t. Me, some other marines, and scvs were able to blast away your remaining buildings and kill off your last three dragoons. Securing the winter land for the time being and proving once and for all that humans own dirty, rotten protoss freaks.
Zelindor: I can’t hold it any longer. Come here right now and feel my blade!
Host: Err…. fabulous, this was quite an interesting show. Be sure to tune in next time for Warzone chat. Goodnight ladies and…Zelindor what are you?!?
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