-A Saturday Nights Battle-
-A Real Life Battle Report-

Dear Reader. The following Report is no way meant a serious Battle Report. The Author just thought it would be a nice change to the kinds of Battle Report posted on this site and that you would enjoy a humorous read. Additionaly the Author is crazy like a lab monkey ;)

Map: Night Club "LIGHTS", Elmshorn, Germany

This Map is very balanced and requires a whole lot of strategies to play. It features different level terrain (2 Dancefloors), Dood-Add's (Tables, Chairs) and is also an Indoor/Outdoor Map.

Team Gosu: RubiksCube, GhostDawg, Abbadon, =FK=Duke and UNF Athos

Team Hasu: 7 (to the author) total unknown Players

Pre Game Introduction:

My Team and me had a relatively cool night at that map. We were having some drinks, when suddenly Team Hasu came up to us and started trashtalking. Obviously GhostDawg and Athos had tried to expand to their terrain, in this case a couple of girls in the back of the club. Team Hasu was not to take that loss without a fight and, gosu as we were, we agreed to a 5 vs 7 (it wasnt that we had a choice, but oh well).

Starting Build Orders:

RubiksCube went for trashtalking and then quickly teched for "Your Momma"-Jokes, while making a couple of wrestles.

GhostDawg smack-rushed one of our opponents to make it a 5 vs 6 as quickly as possible, then teched to head-butts.

Abbadon trashtalked first, then opted for a quick cheap shot.

=FK= Duke went for mass quick-slaps, then proceeded to infight.

UNF Athos goes with the mighty "stomach hit, then kick when on the ground combo".

Early Game:

Teching so quickly, RubiksCube had left himself quiete open for rushes and exactly that happened. Being one of the two 6'6'' fellows of Team Gosu, the opponent felt he was one of the biggest threats in this game and double rushed him with a hit 'n' kick combo. He was able to deal out some damage with his "Your Momma"-Jokes though. Rushing for help =FK=Duke got into an infight one of the attackers at RubiksCube's natural (the bar :D), while Abbadon released his cheap shot rush on the other attacker, who promptly disconnects. Seeing one of the Opponents out of the game and his twin brother on the ground, GhostDawg, the other 6'6'' fellow made a dangerous move to smack-rush right into the opposing group, hitting one of the opponents badly, while getting in a wrestle with the others. This attack turned out to not be cost effective as three of the enemies proceed to attack GhostDawg and injure him badly. Athos tries to stomach-hit one of them, but before he can release the deathly combo, the bouncers get the groups seperated and thrown outside.

Mid Game:

Regrouping their armys, the two teams face each other in the middle of the map (outside). The terrain gives no abilities to many strategic moves here and therefor Team Hasu has the clear advantage. With GhostDawg heavily damaged, but one of the opponents pretty much out of the game, we are down for a 4 vs 5. =FK=Duke overwhelms his opponent with his huge amount of quick-slaps, but not with heavy losses. 4 vs 4 now, with one of us 4 heavily damaged. Team Hasu proceeds to attack and takes out RubiksCube pretty easily (damn thats me :( ) .

Late Game:

Athos, Abbadon and =FK=Duke fight a hard fight, with Abbadon macroing like hell, attacking 2 opponents at once, but its only a question of time, when they will get overwhelmed. But Team Gosu has one trick up his sleeve. GhostDawg has silently rebuild inside his allies base and has massed a lot of aggresion to finally deal out some real damage. He attacks Team Hasu from the side, just as the pull back to regroup. He knocks down the economy (private parts) of one of them with cheap shot, and then proceeds to lay the smack on another with a massive amount of hits (not hitpoints u morons). Using this attack as a distraction, Athos deals out his combo and shuts another Hasu down. Team Gosu grins victorious as they close in on the last opponent. The last one of Team Hasu is no fool, however, and, seeing there is no way out, he begs for ally. GhostDawg just couldnt have that, for his brother is severly injured and proceeds to smack him, when he flees from the game.

WINNER:

TEAM GOSU

This Report was a

RubiksCube Production