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| What? This Cant Be! | | | Author: | | | IP: | 1Cust197XXXX | | Date: | 09/04/01 05:09 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 3, Min: 3
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Welcome To Another CaughtNaked BattleReport!
Ahhhh, another report. You may be wondering, "What now naked? SC, BW, what what? Tell me so I
can go flame you!" Well, this report isnt Brood War, or Strifshadow, or even C&C! No no, this
report is something speacil, STREET FIGHTER!! Hell ya, one of the all time greatest games, what
better for BR?
Well, lets set the setting, Game Boy, Street Fighter II(before it went 'turbo'), my ol' buddy
Jon's house. We sit down, link up, and MORTALLLL KOMBAT!!!! or whatever...:}
Of course I choose that hunk Ryu, and so does my ol buddy. Ryu vs Ryu, a played out battle.
The map? That classic japenesse street with the dojo of newt in the background.
Round 1!
Fight!
I, knowing that Ryu is deadly when he gets up close, send out a fireball. Wham, direct hit.
Ryu#2 goes sprawing back. I taking the chance to for a jump kick. Free hit, I go for the
low kick, blocked. Ryu#2 strikes back. O know! The dreaded helicoper kick! I put my block
on but to late, swack, swack, swack. Ouch, im hurt but still have the lead. Ryu#2 is landing
so I take the chance to send off another fire ball. Allyuken! Hit! Allyuken! Ryu#2 goes fly'n
in a ball of flame. His life 3/4 gone the game is looking down hill for Jon. I charge at him
fists flying, to mix it up. Ryu#2 sends a kick to my head, shit, that hurt. Wham, wham, wham,
3 hits and hes down for the count! 1:0.
Round 2!
Fight!
This time Jons going on an all out aggressive! He jump kicks me and I take the hit like a man.
I start to retaleate but hes kicking the hell out of me. High low, low, low, high! To random
to block. Im 6/10 toast when I just start button mashing. Tiger Upper Cut! I do that spinning
upper cut that I never figured out how to do. He flies back minus 1/10 his life. Take that
ho bag! Ryu#2 isnt gonna take that lying down, he comes back with a jump kick. Ouch, that one
hurt. Damn it, hes doing that randon kicking crap again. Ouch, ouch. I get back on my feet
and send out a kick. Jon ducks, and crunch, LOW BLOW! GAY GAY, BM BM BM!
Round 3!
Fight!
This time im not going down so easy. HelliKick! Chop, chop, chop. Its my turn to send out
some kicks. Hit, hit, hit, hit. Jons at 1/2. Round House! Crack! Ryu#2 is on the floor.
O? Whats this? He's getting back up? But, o know! He's stared (You know, when you have the
birdys flying around your head. Whatever happened to that anyways?) I now have my way with
him (sounds naughty). I do my mega-flip and he goes flying! Hes at 8/10 now. I jump kick him
once more and hes at 9/10! A punch! 10/10! (10/10! Thats right, one of the funny things about
SFII is that you need to get into negative to die.) But then, Ryu#2 went on the come back...
HelliKick! Ouch, ouch, ouch. Allyuken! damn it. Block you dumb ass! BLOCK! Ouch, ouch. I blink
and now im 9/10. Gay ass SFII. Jon jumps back! ALLYUKEN! Damn it, I know that if I block im
toast. The only way to counter is another fire ball! ALLYUKE--
OMG! IM DEAD? WTF!
HACK!
IMBALANCE!
Jon: Im the same guy as you.
Naked: Gay!
Jon: We both did the same--
Naked: SQUELCHED!
Jon: This is real life...
***Drops game and runs***
Well thats it! I know, I know, im not funny, but im Canadian so what did you expect!? Ive
got a 'speacil' sence of hummor. Anyways, if ya love me or more likely hate me... COMMENT!
COMMENT! COMMENT! O ya, check out my site! It
kicks ass! :}
In the mean time...
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