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STARCRAFT BATTLE REPORT!
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Author:	CaughtNaked
IP:	1Cust205XXXX
Date:	09/05/01 06:09
Game Type:	Other
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{TEXT-DECORATION: none} A:visited {TEXT-DECORATION: none} A:active {COLOR: "white"; TEXT-DECORATION: underline} A:hover {COLOR: "white"; TEXT-DECORATION: underline}		Welcome To Another CaughtNaked BattleReport! SIKE! In tradition of my last few reports im gonna keep bringing you battle reports on games that no-one has ever reported! Once again pushing the envelope into, 'what now you ask? another shitty report without pics?' YES! But its on BattleBots!! Thats right a Battle Report on Battle Bots! Well, for those of you of you not familar with the show battle bots its like this. People make a bot, or a robot death machine, and you take them and run em down that bitch jeannie jackson at school....err, I mean they fight each other! Robo-Death, whats better? Obviously I dont have 10 grand, so what could my bot be... Lets see, well the current trend is spin bots, but I dont have any thing that spins...EXCEPT A LAWN MOER! Genious! So hop in my ride on lawn moer and go cruisen for a brusien. Hmmmm, second step is I need to find something to fight... Just then, my neighbors cat poped up. So I drove bye, and then I realized, ILL GO CHOP IT UP! The lights are lit. The box is locked. ITS ROBOT COMBAT TIME! (or watever) I turn around and go chasing after it. Well, I know you were all hoping for some blood and guts but it turns out cats >>> lawn moers and it runs away. By now half the neighborhood is staring at me because, well, lawn moers are loud. So I flick them off and return to quest. What to kill, what to kill? shrooooooooom! Thats it! I go chasing after the little kids remote control car. The chase is on. He turns, I turn with him. But then, the car starts to sputter? Whats this? O no! Hes out of range. The little 7 year old comes chasing after me but its to late! The car goes in one end and out the other. GG NO RE! Im moving up in the ranks. So I move on in my quest for destruction. Im driving along when I see a figure in the distance, the light is shining in my eyes so he seems blurred. I get a lil closer when I hear, "Holla up bitch! This meh hood" "O ya? You gonna step bitch?" "Gangsta you all talk or you gonna lay down? That was it, no one calls a canadian a gangsta. Its gangsteh HO BAG! In a rage of fury I charge at him. Blades spinning, he comes at me. CLUNK, CLUNK CLUNK, CHIP! Chip? Doh, halve my moer is missing! Hmmmmm, obviously head on combat is gonna result in my moer being raped, and my mom getting pissed. So I turn around, turn back at him, and charge for the final assualt! This time though, I have a plan. I jump off the moer, run around his (there not that fast) and pull out the keys! Muhahaha, I jump back on my moer and take the cheap shots. CRACKKK!!! There goes the neighborhood, or maybe just his lawn moer... Anyways, im back on my quest for destruction, driving along the road, when I come to Season 3's heavy weight champ, SON OF WEIACHI! I park and go to get his autograph when those god damn hammers start turning! O crap! My lawn moer! Bastard GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER!! "Did you chop up my sons lawn moer/battle bot?" "Maybe." *SMACK* *Moer goes flying* "Okay, maybe I did a lil." *SMACK* "FINE YOU DUMB ASS I FUCKED HIS LIL BITCH ASS UP! NOW WHAT YOU GONNA DO!" *Weiachi turns toward me "crap..." *Runs off into the sun set* What a romantic ending to such a crapy battlereport. I wonder if I can keep turning them out once a day like this! :} Anyways, same as before im breaking into something new. Hope you liked it, im planning a sequel dispite the flames im sure to get so in the comments leave me your ideal battle bot and im gonna do a real 'battle report' with the 2 best, that one will be good soooo COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT! And check out my site! where none of these reports are. :} As always.... In the mean time...
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