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| Why I Should Be A Rater III | | | Author: | | | IP: | s23.dialXXXX | | Date: | 05/28/02 01:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 6, Min: 5
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For those of you who like Epoch71, he earned this battle report through two very bad manner games where he refused to vision observers and floated burning buildings around instead of leaving the game. So, without further ado:
The Man Behind the Mystery: Who is Epoch71?
Interviewer: Hello, my name is Interviewer and I will be taking you on a very exciting journey today. For the first time ever, we will probe deep into the psyche of the ~Nohunters prodigy: Epoch71. In order to fully understand this Starcraft mastermind, we will speak to some of the people who know him best. Accompanying me on these interviews will be ThePalisade, my assistant. First let us interview a few of the masses before we move on to those who know Epoch71 more personally. Hello, Ferret-.
Ferret-: Hello.
Interviewer: Let’s start off without a little background on yourself. In your opinion, what was your defining moment in Starcraft?
Interviewer: I see. What is your favorite race match-up?
Interviewer: And what do you do in your spare time?
Interviewer: Okay. Let’s move on to our old friend, Face. Hello Face.
Interviewer: Yes, that’s who I am here to talk to you about. Are you a fan of Epoch71?
Interviewer: If you could speak to Epoch71 but once, what would you say?
Interviewer: If Epoch71 were to post again on battlereport.com, what would you say Resonate?
Interviewer: Thank you ThePalisade, but it is in not your turn to speak. What struck you most when you first met Epoch71, Mike~ekiM?
Interviewer: PeonLover, if you could say one thing to Epoch71 what would it be?
Interviewer: I’m afraid I won’t be quoting you if you supply me with such little information.
Interviewer: Well then! .HeeroYuy., what have been your experiences with Epoch71?
.HeeroYuy.: Well, once, in a game, I said, “ ". What does Epoch71 do? As soon as we get back to channel he blurts out, “ ". So bad manner.
Interviewer: Would you ever play Epoch71, Fungee?
Interviewer: If you could describe Epoch71 in two words, what would they be?
Interviewer: Hello, MasturNate, I understand you know Epoch71 well?
MasturNate: Err, yes, I know the bastard.
Interviewer: Can you relate a story to us about this mysterious character?
Interviewer: That’s quite disturbing.
Interviewer: Let’s move on to our good friend DS-Pillars (aka Magic[sWaRM]). I understand you have a quote for us?
Interviewer: Please be quiet, ThePalisade. What is your relation to Epoch71?
Interviewer: What’s this? It’s the god of CrackHeadJeb’s battle reports! Welcome, testosterone!
testosterone: Good to be here, Interviewer.
Interviewer: Please, give us your opinions of Epoch71.
Interviewer: If I were to kill Epoch71, what would you do?
Interviewer: It’s good to know that some of ~Nohunters best are aware of this young prodigy. Do you have any parting comments, testosterone?
Interviewer: ThePalisade...shut up. At this point in the interview I’d like to turn to Epoch71’s best friend, Gosuph. What do you say to Epoch71 the most?
Interviewer: And the second?
Interviewer: Have you ever had sexual relations with Epoch71?
Interviewer: How would you best describe Epoch71?
Interviewer: Thank you, Gosuph. Do you have any parting comments?
Interviewer: Alright, ThePalisade. I will now speak to you.
Interviewer: I hear you recently played Epoch71. What were your opening comments before the game started?
Interviewer: How would you reply to this recent comment: “ "?
Interviewer: Well, let us move on to the man himself; Epoch71! What’s happening Epoch71?
ThePalisade: I challenged your mom to a 2v1 last night.
Interviewer: You bastard!
ThePalisade: I knew it! The Interviewer is Epoch71! Your mom!
As always, I must conclude my reports with a list of reasons why I should be a rater. Today I leave you with but one: I’ll actually read your BR before I rate it.
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