NOTE: If you want a recap of what happened, scroll down on the right hand column to see a Timeline of Events. Or if you're really lazy, there's a replay at the bottom, too.

This game begins as many others, with an assload of money and five peons. Testament started off by building an Altar of Storms and a War Mill, while producing suprisingly few peons (NOTE: He doesn't build any, yet). Looks like the beginnings of a Tower rush. Pleasance began by building a Barracks and Altar of Storms, but was left with not enough lumber to build a corresponding Burrows. He'll have producing structures up quickly, but he's not going to be able to make any actual units out of them for awhile.

Testament sends one peon on lumber, one on wood, and one to .. scout? No ... to kill creeps? Nope. This peon had a mission. A cheese bitch fag of a mission, and he was going to do it well. That mission ... was to OFFENSIVE TOWER. The unsuspecting Pleasance won't suspect a thing, mwa ha ha. To complement this plan, he also began work on a Farseer.

Meanwhile, back at the pink-hued main, Pleasance finally works up enough lumber to build a burrow. Suspecting an offensive tower rush somewhere in the fog of war, he also sends a peon to check things out and make sure there's nothing overly naughty going on outside his main.

Little did Pleasance realize, however, that the offensive towering was not to begin outside his main, but inside it. Testament's peon manages to plop a watch tower just out of range of Pleasance's burrow.

OH NO! Whatever will Pleasance do? He did what any true general would do, and sent in the Peons. And just like any true general would, he left the one that was scouting to keep doing its own thing.

Just before the Offensive Tower completes, Pleasance manages to squeeze out a Grunt to deal with the defensive structure gone rogue. Thinking that all is well in the world, he also pulls his peons back to get busy harvesting resources (this time, the scouter went back, too). Unfortunately for Pleasance, two things happened:

- Another peon from Testament showed up.
- The offensive tower completed.

Realizing that with two Peons repairing the Tower, Pleasance had a fifth of Vodka's chance in an AA meeting to kill it with one Grunt, the peons, still angry that they had to quit fighting to bag gold and chop wood, were sent back out into the field to help their brother Orc, and boy this is a long sentance.

Fortunately, Pleasance had another thing coming, and that thing was called the Blademaster. He joined the fray not long after the Peons did, and with their combined efforts, they manage to take Testament's Tower out, while losing only their Grunt. Services would have been held Tuesday, if dead units didn't just kind of fall into the ground by themselves.

With this Blademaster/Peon force, Testament's days seemed numbered. BUT THEN ...

Testament's Farseer that he was rushing to finally arrived at Pleasance's main. Summoning Feral Spirits to distract, Testament begins a second Offensive Tower. The Sprits begin ripping into the Peon militia, but soon turn their eyes to the Blademaster after he singlehandedly takes out the budding 2nd tower. The Level 1 Blademaster and the Level 1 Farseer stand toe to toe, pounding the shit out of eachother. Wolves bite, peons swing their mighty pickaxes (maybe they'd harvest more lumber if they, I don't know, USED REAL AXES), and after a brutal, micro-less fight, Pleasance's Blademaster Town Portals like a sissy bitch back home.

But have no fear! The Pink Peon Brigade has not been left alone, for there is someone who can save them! Someone? ... anyone? Oh okay, there's still no actual fighting units around, so the Blademaster runs back into the melee with about 90 HP. Eyes set on smacking eachothers heroes down for good, Farseer and Blademaster go head to head yet again. After it is all over, Pleasance's Blademaster falls to the hands of Testament's Farseer and his dirty, dirty wolves. About half a second later, however, all that Pickaxe Fu training really pays off when Testament's Farseer also breathes his last at the hand ... of PEONS. PEONS > HERO BAHAHAHAHAHA

Unfortunately, all that is left of Pleasance's force is a handful of Peons, while Testament is running around with two Feral Spirits and a THIRD attempt at an Offensive Tower. The peons, realizing that this might be the end, ignore the wolves and do what they can to defeat this new tower offense.

Luckily, another Grunt comes back to take vengeance upon his comrade lost to giant flying arrows. Testament's wolves notice this new threat, and begin attacking him before he can destroy what amounts to Testament's last attempt at an offensive (remember the one peon on gold and one on lumber? THEY STILL DON'T HAVE ANY HELP). The wolves would have probably killed him, too, if they didn't vanish in a little puff of smoke due to their timer expiring.

With his tower burning before it is even completed, no money in the bank, 4 peons, and no Hero, Testament calls it quits with an "lol" and a "gg".

This game lasted 4 minutes. I'll write a longer one later, but for now I'm just trying this stuff all out. Hope you enjoyed it.