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| Why I Should Be A Rater IV | | | Author: | | | IP: | cacat1.pXXXX | | Date: | 08/18/02 07:08 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 8, Min: 7
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On a warm, peaceful night in Pennsylvania, three men set out to do what no man before them has ever attempted. The difficulties were self-evident, the dangers obvious. Still, nothing could prevent these brave young souls from creating the monument to their lives: the first Lego battlereport!
Of course, the three geniuses first needed an idea. The first idea, offered up by Angel, was inventive but somewhat lacking in thought; “Buffalo Bill Digs to Africa: The Search for the Lost Six Shooter”.
This idea was immediately discarded. Knight, who had been jumping up and down for joy, was finally allowed to speak his mind. Sven and Angel quickly wished they had left him gagged. “Robin Hood vs. The Predator” was a no thanks.
Becoming frantic, Knight and Sven eagerly listened to Angel’s second idea. Needless to say, “James Bond Year 1041: Kill Another Manchurian” was less than they had hoped for.
Sven decided to give his first idea of the day. Though obviously superior to the other two’s suggestions, “Renegade Monkeys Hold Up a Chinese Grocery Store” was not a sure hit on the BR.com top ten list.
Hope failing and nearly ready to give up, Sven finally rescued the flagging project with a stroke of genius. Grabbing his rune of power, the three men combined themselves to form the super genius “Minky” (like Voltron only cooler). Minky could not even HOPE to fail and it was mere moments before the project was thought out. Dragonsven, Forever_Knight, and TheAngel are proud to present: “Under Siege 3: Under Siege”.
COMBINE TO FORM...
With the title and plot hammered out, all that was left to do was to build the set. All three creators went to it with a will.
STARRING:
After three hours of preparation, the show was ready to go. Without further ado, we gladly teleport you to the Dilka Pass, home of the last bastion of the Pirate Horde soon to be under attack by the benevolent Natives.
The action began as the sexy Natives struck the beach and immediately ran for the palisade which had somehow, luckily, been built a few meters from the fortress. Sadly, the Unidentical Twins were killed while stepping out of their boats. The first two fatalities were in favor of the Pirates and the future looked dim for our Native heros. The Pirate fortress was equipped with two cannons and was backed by three men who were armed to the teeth with rifles and pistols.
Singing bullets and roaring cannons passed around the three remaining natives like lightning as they ran for the palisade. All three gave a gasp of thanks as they hit the solid copper of all that stood between them and certain destruction. Bullets and cannon balls continued to whiz by. Barrage after barrage began to wear on their will to fight on. Their return fire was becoming slower and slower. Finally, “One Gun” Billy snapped. Putting his own pistol to his head, he gave in to his cowardly impulses.
At this point all seemed lost for our Native benefactors. Skip turned to Bossman and began to beg for a retreat when the impossible happened. Two renegade monkeys seemed to appear out of nowhere to attack the Pirates. The tide quickly turned in the Natives favor.
Once the final Pirate was killed, the two voracious monkeys fed on their kill. With that, the death and violence was done and the Natives were victorious. The renegade monkeys, Chichi and Sex Slave, happily shook the hand of Bossman and went on there way to become two people who we know and love today: TIME is NOT on YOUR SIDE and Anathema. The End
My thanks to:
1) Forever_Knight and TheAngel
2) Nerds
3) My cat: The Lady in Black
This report has been brought to you by:
The Palisade™
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