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I AM A PENIS...goes the korean
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Author:Slurgi
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Date: 07/28/99 12:07
Game Type: Starcraft
Labels:Starcraft(1), Text Only(1)
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Report Rating: 3.5, # of Ratings: 2, Max: 4, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for Slurgi: 4.4000
Last night I was Searching and searching for a game, and I finally found one.


It was a mellee 1v1 Temple, I was at 9, he was at 12.

Pissed Slurgi vs [Plus]Ticket

For some reason Print screen wasn't working so no Pics :(

(that means below 5 on rating)


The Game:


I did a 7 rax 8 depot build, and scouted with my SCV. To my surprise I saw no Spawning pool. I figured, a 10 Supply expander. So I sent my 3 marines and an SCV to his base. Once I made it I saw a spawning pool just finishing, I said....awww shit. I quickly started setting up a bunker right next to the creep with my SCV, he saw this and sent his drones to kill the SCV, he was succesfull with the bunker half done. He quickly popped out 6 zerglings and thwarted my attack. I look back at my base...and realized I was doing WAY to much micro on my attack, I had 2 barracks' about 10-15 SCV's and about 600 Minerals. This really kinda sucked, but with the money I quickly spent it on an expansion, some SCV's a depot and a handfull of marines. After my CC started building at my expansion I set up a gas mine and an academy.

I sent a Marine out to scout, I was a hatchery spawning at his expansion, went to his main and left there, was just 4 zerglings a sunken and some workers doing gas. I was thinking to myself, 'ok, stop the expansion, contain him, with anti lurker) so at that time I sent 2 SCV's 2 medics and 8 marines down to his base. I attacked the expansion and right on the ramp I built started to build 2 bunkers, and Baboom!! hit hard by zerglings. He must've had some burrowed, or something, because he had about....20. after my bunker finished I filled it. All I had left was an SCV, 1 marine (+4 in bunker) and 2 meds. Stim was researched by this time too. I sent a few Marines and medics and a tank to the wall in, where I built a Engineering bay at the containment, and floated it up some as a scout. after it finished I made 1 turret, started another and then he sent the lurkers. He sent 3 lurkers, which I easily Thwarted with my tank, and stimmed marines (which I put in the bunker ASAP after stim).



This is where the Korean Screams "I AM A PENIS!!!" and Disconnects


Lessons Learned:

Apparently, koreans are penises

Walling in a zerg can be a nasty trick if done fast

Never ever forget to micro your base while microing an attack.




Expecting a 3.0 outa' this one....it really sucked with no pics :(



























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