It seemed like a good idea at the time. "Hey!!! letz let LAME (igetnukedalot, who never EVER EVER playz craft, for obvious reasons) and ERIK (Poopula's_asS, quite an astute and varied craft asser) play 1v1!!!! - And I, Seshwar (2nd-toughest) will obs!!! HELLZ YES!!! What ensued from what WOULD be quite an entertaining game, turned to complete ass in minutes. Viewer discretion is advised.

    We begin this lovely BR with LAME randoming to white toss in the lower right, and ERIK randoming to orange terran in upper left, on the all loved and respected map, Rivalry. Expecting a quick and most entertaining assification of LAME, i crack open a 2 liter of pepsi, and start a game. LAME promptly begins lagging on his top-of-the-line IBM 200mhz aptiva, and ERIK voices his obvious dissapproval.

    LAME's general "lameocity" is seen early on, as his newly made probes dilligently go to work, mining their little hearts out. Apparently though, a few are on a coffee brake, and feel they are too good to toil in the every day meager workings of the "worker unit".

    In the near future, only seconds into the game, the first lag begins. God bless home networks. Shortly after, I'm lagged out. LAME expresses his final lameness in this game quickly following. Apparently, the lag screen has bewildered him.

    I am told ERIK SCV rushed LAME for god knows what reason. Apparently, the publicity being lost, ERIK lost interest in the game. *FYI* --- the rush failed.
    A rematch quickly followed, too make up for this unacceptable assing of my connection. Click here to see it