"Man I suck."
-DisgruntledApe
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| I like to defeat idiots | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 10/30/99 09:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 4, Max: 5, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for Strife: 4.0000 |    | We met upon the field of Hunters, I was zerg and he was protoss
We had fought before, back when I had tought him who was boss
But now he wanted a rematch, or something to that extent
So I drew my sword made clear what was my intent
The complete and utter annihilation of his sorry base
I couldn't wait to see his fort become totally erased
I knew that he was a pathetic player and a stupid person
So I looked forward to getting this task done
All I needed were a few lings and maybe ten minutes
And then I knew he would go completely nuts
For it would be the second time that he had lost to me
I started the battle with a standard building order
I made my pool and then I moved my troops to his border
But much to my unhappy dismay
My poor lings were kept at bay
His zealots proved to be made of sterner stuff
And soon my lings had had enough
As I completed my second fort
I got attacked by an entire cohort
I knew not what to do exactly, there were quite a few men
But fortunately I had upgraded my hydras at my den
And my lurkers did their spiny attack thing
And murdered the foolish zealots who were marching in a long string
They attack in one long line, how foolish an error
So my lurkers did their duty while my lings looked on in total horror
But the fight was won and I worked twice as fast, even though his attack left quite a scratch
I worked as hard as I could to keep myself from being outmatched
I knew it wouldn't be long before I saw a new offensive
Forcing me to go once again on the defensive
Luckily for me I found his second base, striking it with several groups
And in the fight the victory went to my always loyal troops
Now was my chance to make my attack
I brought in several lurkers from the back
And then with a massive array
My 30 hydras won that day
He laughed at me and called me gay
So I said, "U still suck man"
And he said, "I lost again, DAMN!"
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