This is my first report ever....I put a good amount of effort into it and I hope you enjoy the game. Anywho, Let's get onto the report!!!

You have never met these 2 players before, They are not godlike players and also not newbies. They are your average starcraft junkies that love the game, plays often and doesn't hack or are your common assholes.

And we started off on a map called Kakaru Keys, everyones favorite sci-vessel humping bird. What!!!! No temple!! Of course, Who the @#!! plays that overplayed map....

Here's the map, click on their names to see their foolish build orders..

I didn't mention to them that it was a island map or let them get a chance to look at it before we started..hehe....So that's why their build orders look a little silly, after they figured it out, CJ went to float a command center to the right island next to him and Kaerobani got a robotics bay and cannoned his island in and expanded after CJ.  CJ just teched like a whore while Kaero made some units and expanded twice to the upper middle island and the one to southwest under his base.   Their weren't many attacks until CJ got a couple of wraiths and snuck by Kaerobani's cannons and killed all his probes.


CJ expanded twice more, one to the main isle above his first expansion and the starting point on the right side. As CJ's Wraiths attacked Kaero's probes, Kaerobani attacked his undefended bottom right expansion with 4 dragoons.


CJ floated his CC to safety and expanded to the middle. Kaerobani would have none of that and tore it up with 4 dragoons. Kaerobani seemed to be going for mass goons/arbiters. CJ was going for....mass ghosts!! He also had some marines and Sci Vessels hangin around. He now started to get nukes..Than it seemed as CJ was headed towards Battle Cruisers too. With his constant expanding, will Kaerobani be able to stop him?

Perhaps, but some ghosts came in to avenge the defeated expansion and locked down all for dragoons and made some blueberry soup.  At this time CJ has 4 expansions running and has a good amount of ghosts and marines and decides the time is right to use some of the nukes in his arsenal..

He launches a nuke at Kaero's first expansion and blows up a good deal of stuff and some marines come into finish it off.  Kaero had a observor over his one nuclear silo for a while a sends two zealots at it but they are knocked off without doing much damage.

Kaerobani has a good deal of dragoons now and expands to the middle while attacking CJ's newest expansion in the lower right hand corner.  He recalls about 11 dragoons (and 1 probe that got stuck) in to take care of the base.  The base is demolished with little resistance.  Here's a ani gif to see the battle....As If I didn't put enough pictures in..

Probably pissed of that Kaero killed his expansion CJ launches a nuke by Kaero's line of Dragoons that retook the expansion that got nuked earlier.  Kaero fails to find the red spot and it kills 8 dragoons and 1 observer. It was very tasty eye candy.  At about this time too, CJ has about 4-6 BC's sitting around.  I had a little black space in that picture...Couldn't think of anything else to put there....

While Kaero's dragoons are dead, CJ Expands to the Upper left Corner. And makes yet another nuclear silo adding up to 3.  Also about this time he has about 6-8 BC's sitting around.

There are some skirmishes here and there, With CJ Launching another nuke at Kaero's middle expansion and succeeds in killing 2 scouts and a cannons. Then there is 3 zealots going against 10marines, 6 zealots going against another 10 or so marines.  Not to mention Kaerobani making another attack on CJ's Nuclear silo....It proves futile though, as the 4zealots are killed by about 2 Wraiths and 15marines..

It looks like the end is near though, CJ Moves out his cruisers while Kaerobani finally kills off that Nuclear silo.  To bad CJ has 2 others.  Kaero sent about 8-12 zealots and they are forgotten about as CJ moves his BC's in to attack Kaero's Upper middle expansion.  It's easily taken out as its only defense was a few cannons and a couple dragoons.  CJ Sneaks a few wraiths by Kaero's main defense and into the back of his base while he sends the battle cruisers in.

A huge fight ensues as 10-17 Dragoons take on 8-13 battlecruisers.  Not to mention a couple ghosts CJ landed too.  Well a Arbiter came just in time to cloak the Dragoons and the BC's got confused and the dragoons ripped up the remaining BC's.  A ghost snuck through and tried to launch a nuke but Kaero caught him in time.

It's really hard to keep up with these good pictures....I think it's to lopsided..To many pictures and not that much text..Ah well.. Pictures say 100000000000 words or something like that...Especially porno.. Can't get enough....Um..The Final Battle..

Alas..Kaerobani had a huge victory, as he expanded while being attacked but it's to late now...CJ is pumping BC's like crazy.  Kaerobani has a good amount of dragoons left with 2 arbiters and new carriers coming in but it's just to late..

CJ attacks his only source of income right now, Kaero's middle expansion and Kaerobani tries sending everything at about 10 Cruisers, 2 Siege Tanks and about 15marines..The dragoons take care of the tanks and marines but they are weakened and easy prey for the Cruisers.  With no money to build enough interceptors Kaero has no choice but to try and fight of the remaining Cruisers with 5 carriers and 2 arbiters.  The 2 arbiters get destroyed immediately by Yamato Cannons and the carriers fall quickly afterwords.  With a GG's exchanged, Kaero leaves and CJ is the Victor.

Here are the Final Scores

Lessons Learned And Thanks:

1. I would first and foremost like to thank Drefsab.  No I am not sucking up, Drefsab is the one of the most level-headed people I have seen, especially amongst these kind of people, His writing style and just the way he talks should be inspiring to everyone.  There's so much I could say about him but I would just like to show him my appreciation with this graphic. I dunno if you'll like it, I don't think you'll like it maybe a little to fancy, or at least tell me what to change, it's the least I could do to show my gratitude.

2. Always show your appreciation.

3. Terran ownedededed Toss in this game.

4. Don't let graphic artwork tell the story...It makes it seem....Not right somehow...

5. I need to take a shower.