"ProtectorofAiur: Can I still see your boobs?"
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| 1v1 TEMPLE HUK!!! (good manner only) | | | Author: | | | IP: | chf-il-cXXXX | | Date: | 05/31/00 07:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
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LORD_BEEFY's 2nd BATTLE REPORT!!!<br>
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CROW.
VS.
FRENCHIE18
Well hello everybody and Welcome to my second battle report ever. If you read my last one then you probably think that i'm a 15 year old kid who drinks alot of pop and is really hyper. And your right. However thanks to all of you constructive critcism I have made some guidlines to what this report will be like.
PHRASES I WILL NOT USE: ANAL RAPAGE
GAY SEX
ANAL THE LIKES OF WHICH I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
COULDN'T DECIDE WHO WAS GIVING OR RECIEVING THE ANAL
(ok basically anything with anal in it)
Just a little side not this is my first time actaully using HTML so it's not very good, i still don't have a good image editor so unfortunatly this report won't have any. However i hope that this report will still be good. Please enjoy
ON TO THE BATTLE
After trying to get smack-yosh, dj,and alot of other people to BR who weren't currently on i Decided to ask my friend CROW. He said sure, but I don't have Brood War with me right now, so me and FRENCHIE18 switched over and the battle began. After flying my command center to a little space in the corner i decied to check the action and found there to be a zerg broodling in the east commanded by FRENCHIE18 and some embassador's from AUIR located in the north with CROW. to lead them on in their fight for the LOST TEMPLE . Right away an overlord did it's scouting job and found the protoss forces of CROW. The speedyness of this event clued both players into the idenitity and location of their opposing forces. Going against a force of zerg CROW. decides to go with a Pylon-GAS-Gateway-Gateway-Pylong build. After a while he realized his error and said "oh crap, beefy's the terran isn't he?" YES you anal raped moron, damnit ok this time i mean it. NO MORE ANAL!!!!!! Meanwhile FRENCHIE18 had been busy concentrating making a second hatchery with his 11th drone, then immidiatly afterwards a spawning pool and an extractor. On this hatchry (which was located right above FRENCHIE18'S ramp entrance he put a creep colony, to ward off any possible zealot WHOOPING session's.
RUSH IS OVA!!!!!
PLEASE PROCEED TO MIDGAME
Doing like the announcemnt says both players thought that rush was equal to... um... hmmm ... umm, well you know what i was going to say. Let's just say at this point it would be chobo rush and nobody likes a chobo. Seeing as how there would be no rush CROW. puts up 2 pylons while FRENCHIE18 gets up a hydra den as well as an evolution chamber. Shortly after another hatchery is put up at his natural expansion. CROW. made an interesting choice by putting up not only a citidel of adun, but a stargate as well. One of the things that is evident is that he is getting templars to accompany his zealots which has been producing but there's another thing...Your probably thinking corsairs, but we are on regular starcraft HUK! He later stated his dismany about his previous choice but "FUCK IT DUDE, LET'S GO BOWLING" FRENCHIE18 meanwhile has started his lair and began the hydralisk powering session. Currently his up to 9 hydras and has 8 lings to accompany them along.CROW. is busy with a templar archives and expanding. Also he knows that protoss can't beat zerg with an upgrades deficit so he puts up a forge and begins the attack upgrade. Once his Nexus comes in he maynard's 7 probes from his main base and moves out his forces for better protection. FRENCHIE18 knows that zergs strength lies in numbers so he sends a drone to expand at the south (6:00) base. He never maynards his drones to his natural expansion however, which may have seriously hurt his cash flow, and limited his ability to power hydras, which he now has 22 of. CROW. is definatly not playing the normal game of starcraft, going for a suprise attack he turns his first 2 templars into an ARCHON!!! I'm sorry i just think they're the coolest. He continues to make zealots and templars and archons, OH... I'm sorry but I just can't finish that sentance. Thinking that it's time to keep up the Macro 2 more gateways are warped in as well as a robotics facility. FRENCHIE18 is powering with 4 hatches (2 in main, 1 nat, 1 6:00 expo) and has just put up a queens nest, and started to make a spire. Using my own personal experience as a player it seems to me that FRENCHIE18 needs alot more drones, CROW. is almost out of minerals in his main base while FRENCHIE18 is probably only 60%. He also just now makes his first drone at his 6:00 expansion, which had remained largly unused until this point. while he's powering hydras and lings CROW. goes to expand at the 9:00 natural expansion. Keep in mind that he hasn't really stopped making zealots/templars so far.
SNIFF SNIFF
DO I SMELL ATTACK???
It's about damn time. But as a respectful battlereporter I said nothing about the lack of action so far. Here's the low down of the attack (holy cow i wish i knew how to do lists, but i will next BR so check back then %_%):
FRENCHIE18
Around 28 hydras scrunched in his ramp/expo area
12 zerglings
1/0 upgrades
CROW.
1/0/2 upgrades
18 zealots
7 fully charged templars
3 archons
As CROW.'s forces move in psi storm nearly ends the game right there and then. With the power of almost 10 psi storms and zealots to add to the punch the zerg forces of FRENCHIE18 to nothing. Kerrigan held her head down in shame as FRENCHIE18 decided to be a good mannered player and resigned with protoss like honor.
BEEFY'S FINAL THOUGHT:
Not that I am very gosu or anything but I do know that problems aries for the Protoss when they sit there and let the zerg power without stopping thier expansions. I also know that if you are powering hydras, then templars are as dangerous and as common as STD's in a chinese whore house. But basically, Good Game to both parties and thanks for letting me BR it. See you next time %_%
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