Long ago there was a war. A war so big only the universe can fit it. This was the war of the three species, Protoss, Zerg, and Terran. It waged on for years and years, and nobody thought it would ever end. But then the Terrans uncovered a legend. It told of a magnificant power that would help them win the war. They didn't know what it was. The only clue they had was that Samir Duran would uncover it. Problem - word of this leaked to the Zerg and Protoss.
So during one of the hundreds of battles, a dark templar sneaked in and kidnapped Samir Duran. So begins our story...

In one of the thousands of Terran outposts, which consisted of a bunker and turret, there lived a special man. His name was Christopher Jameson, but he was known as Mad for his "Mad Skills" in everything. He could operate a flamethrower, vulture, goliath, anything. But here he was, stuck in a bunker with two other faggot marines and an insane firebat. So all day long they just ate, talked, and watched. Then one day something special happened. The Terran were deciding to make an expansion right near their base! Yes, time for medics! In a couple weeks, the command center landed and the expansion flourished. But along with happiness comes danger. The Zerg learned of this, and seeing its pathetic defense, immediately attacked it with an ultralisk. There was no other defense except the turret and bunker, so the ultralisk went on to tear the bunker apart. Augh crap! The guys stimmed to their fullest as the scvs drilled pathetic scratches to the ultralisk's skin. But then, the ultralisk retaliated...what's up with that?
Boom, boom, boom! The turret detected an overlord flying overhead. What will it drop, hydras? Zerglings? Nothing? The damaged overlord was getting ready to drop when Mad saw a strange figure fall. It was an infested Terran! Mad ran for his life as everything behind him perished. But the overlord was not done yet, along with the infested Terran came a couple hydras to clean up the mess. Mad ran for his life, with no stim left to help him. He stumbled time and time again, and had no way to get out. It was just a moment of time before the hydralisks would find him and kill him. But then a miracle happened.

He saw a wraith flying overhead. He signaled for help, and the wraith picked him up.
"Thanks for saving me. I owe you my life!"
"No you owe me 500 dollars."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me. This ride ain't free ya know!"
"Fine, bastard."

He payed and learned all about the driver. Name was Kimble, and he was heading to the nearest battlecruiser for safety.

When he arrived, he learned Kimble was a skilled vulture driver. They went to the captain.
"So I see you people escaped the attack eh?"
"I did. This guy on the side of me just happened to find me."
"I see...well then you can help us finish the Zerg."
"How so?"
"We want to try a double attack. A vulture drop on an expansion as we do a tank push on its main. It's sure to work!"
"Ok. Let's do this. The sooner the war ends the better."

So our heroes hopped in vultures, then the vultures hopped in the dropship. There were two other vultures coming with them, all armed with speed and mines.
"You guys drop your mines, kill some probes, then get out when you see reinforcements." the pilot said.
No problemo. The vultures were dropped, and went on to lay some mines on the outskirts of the mineral lines. Then proceeded to harass the probes. Some ran, most died. A nearby dark templar saw what happened, and rushed to help out.
"For Aiur!"
He ran for the nearest vulture when a mine had caught him!
"If I'm going out, I'm taking you with me!"
The dark templar ran after the nearest vulture to die with him, so the vultures decided to leave.
"Let's get outta here!"
But alas, all was not well. The vultures got a sinking feeling as they saw the dropship crystalized, and the nearby probes cloaked.
"Oh crap!"
Mad ran for it and just barely escaped the stasis field as he saw the three other vultures get caught. The Arbitor charged up for one more right on Mad. Zap! The vulture was frozen. But Mad wasn't. He jumped out of the vulture at the nick of time and preceeded to run for his life. An arbitor may be pathetic offensively, but its more than a match for a marine. The marine ran as quickly as possible praying for a miracle as he heard the stasised vultures and dropships get destroyed by some recalled dragoons.
'I'm next', he thought.
But then a miracle happen. Boom boom boom! He was now in the middle of the tank push! The goliaths smacked the arbitor as Mad ran his way to the battlecruiser. The captain was not pleased...
"WHAT THE HELL'S UP WITH YOU? CAN'T EVEN PERFORM A PROPER-"
BOOOM!
He looked out the window and saw his tank pushing force decimated by guardians.
"Aw crap! We are out of hope now!"
But all was not lost. Mad hopped in a nearby Wraith and went on to shoot every guardian into nothing. He then returned to the captain.
"Maybe I was wrong about you Mad...If you can get Samir Duran back to us, we are willing to pay you a handsome fee."
"Oh hell yea! No problem! It's about time my talents got noticed!"
Mad was very very happy. He got in his best ghost suit and prepared for the next mission.
'We drop Mad and his crew off the cliff. They will proceed cloaked to Duran's hideout and bring him back.'
Sounds simple...
So they were dropped, and made their way down the cliff blasting goon shit and zealot crap every which way. Now it was time to cloak. Zru! Nothing could see them without detection now. They only had limited energy and had to get out within ten minutes. They traversed there way under zealot legs and in between Archons. It was a hella crowded defense. In six minutes, they had made it. But strange...there was no defense in the hostage room. Was this the wrong place? But then they heard a thwak thwak thwak! Zerg has come to invade the warehouse! Have they come for Duran too? Then Mad heard a nearby zealot.
'Doh! Not again?' the zealot spoke telepathically.
Again? You mean they were already here?

The lurkers decimated everything, and when the crowd was cleared Mad saw him. Samir Duran. Excuse me, Infested Samir Duran. The Zerg got to him first! Mad and crew had to escape! But their cloak was running out! They ran very very fast, although ghosts can't really run, only strut. So they struted really really fast. But the inevitable happened. Just as they got outside their cloak ran off. Some nearby hydras found them and proceeded a chase. Oh no! But if they could get to their dropship, they'd be safe. But can they really make it?

No! The dropship was getting away! AH! Come back! Plz! But no, the scared driver was flying away as fast as possible.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Chchchit! Mad, that clever bastard, he lockdowned the dropship! They ran as fast as they could as the scared dropship driver was busy frantically smashing his controls.
"OH SHIT!", Mad and the pilot said simultaneously.
The whole crew were near the dropship and jumped in. The lockdown wore out and they got away as the hydras got a couple misaimed shots off.
"We made it ahahah!!!!"
Cheers, followed by more cheers.
But what about Samir Duran? He is a Zerg now. Will the Zerg uncover the truth to the almighty weapon?